Friday, September 28, 2007

DESIGNER VAGINA

While reading a free weekly magpaper N'DIGO, I saw an article, "Designer Vagina," by author Hermene D. Hartman. There are four designer procedures the first one - THE REVIRGINIZER ,will made you a new hymen. This is for the holier then thou who believe that an intact hymen means a virgin. The purity and goodness all on a skin tag that will cost 4 to 5 thousand to replace not to mention the complication. Can we as women not be happy with any part or aspect of our bodies. Are men so jealous of our abilities as women that they must control everything? Why would any woman or girl with the money revirginize herself so that a man can have the pleasure of de-virginizing her.
That piece of skin will never make you a virgin only a liar and a hypocrite. The hymen serves no medical purpose, but if replaced incorrectly it can be so tight that sex is painful. OUCH!

VAGINAL REJUVENATION will tighten up your loose twat. In the article it was explained as a loose feeling associated with childbirth. I have never heard any women after having a baby talk about her loose vagina. But men are always talking about the size, shape depth of pussy. Well now for 8 G's you can get your snap back. The only risk is you might end up with two assholes shit coming out your honey pot. I'll explain again risk are scarring, pain, dysfunctional urinary tract, an uncontrolled bowel and feces exiting the vagina. I am a true believer in vaginal health and maintenance. The vagina floor can become weakened over time for whatever reason and maintenance is necessary. Try kegel exercising ask your gyne for instructions or try egg exercises read,"Healing love through the Tao cultivating female sexual energy." p180-204.

G-SPOT AMPLIFICATION physically raise(swell) the elusive G-spot, resulting in more enjoyment. With an injection of collagen your spot can increase in size from a peanut to a walnut. WOW! Question if the G-spot is elusive where is the collagen injected? But no worry no risk no adverse effect it lasts four-to-six months. So if you've never had an orgasm now is your chance. Why not masturbate for free get a mirror explore your vagina buy some toys experiment. Save yourself 1,800 per shot.

THE DESIGNER LASER LABIOPLASTY for 6500 you can turn that ugly ass pussy of yours into a super model. This is purely a cosmetic procedure for ugly pussy. How many times have you hid in shame because your date commented on how fat, uneven and ugly your cunt is. This is a problem that millions of women suffer from being shamed into wearing granny panties.

I agree with Ms Hartman,"Upscale, urbane women have a tendency to want designer everything, but this is taking a fashion statement a bit too far."

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Shoe me!


I got an email this morning from sole lounge a shoe boutique here in Chicago. I've been shopping there for about 2 years now. I'm proud to say that I support Black owned businesses. Well I picked these three so far, I like fun and funky footwear. I'm a self confessed SHOE FREAK ! The first because of the studs and it looks like I might be able to get my big ass calves down in there. Why do they make the boot shaft so small ? A bony chick can not rock a boot the way a big bone can. (can I get an amen) The next shoe sock boot thingy is something I can definitely play with. My better half will flip out because he can be
such a tight butt sometime. What the hell! my feet, my money, wait my feet,his money. This
last one I was on the fence red;( I have a problem with Black people and red shoes. We shouldn't wear red shoes especially our men folk our African and Caribbean cousins either.
I might have to break down it's got a peak toe SEXY. I can see my feet in those shoes walking in the office. Yes I'd wear them to work I'd rock those bad boys with a pant suit the new ones with
the cropped sleeve jacket. A silky blouse with just a hint of clev,would blow their Lil jcpenny, K mart, Gap shopping mindssssssss.




Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Bored

Where will I go from here? I've decided to stay at my present job for another 3 yrs. I'd like to go back to school but can't make up my mind for what. I feel like I'm caught in a web or stuck in fog. I try writing but have no training, so one of my goals is to take a writers course. I love to read fiction, nonfiction, sci-fi, fantasy, auto bio, African-American studies, women's studies, women's health, metaphysical, hoodoo, vodou, tarot, cook books, magazines, youth fantasy books like the golden compass, eragon, poetry, self published zines, pamphlets, novels bought at summer fest. Stories out of my kids school books, books off their reading list. Blogs reading blogs I'm blogging now at work plus reading others I'll loss my job when they check my activity. Sometimes I get tired of the BS people looking over my shoulder. I'm a grown ass woman being treated like a child this ain't my first job. Enough about my tired ass work environment. What am I going to do with myself? Jill Scott CD released today hooray hooray!!!!

Thursday, September 13, 2007

music for Mis.understood

Common and Nina plus shots of Chi-town happy, happy, joy,joy. I heard the intro Nina caught my ear immediately. After listening to the song a dozen times. I down loaded the ring tone at home I put in Nina Simone's original cut and let it play and play. I first got turned on to Nina with "I need a lil suga in my bowl," after that I was hooked, BABY! Common has always been a favorite even when he was hoodooed by Badu and going south on Mr.West's nut sack. The boy is bad I got to give him that, plus he mixed in shots of CHICAGO in his video. Well everything comes full circle my path, my blog. I feel misunderstood most of the time by co-workers, friends, family, Strangers. I wanted to blog for release maybe I'd get some understanding through my blog - Misunderstood. It's so frustrating having people make judgements about me all the time. They look at me and think just by a glance they know me and what I'm about. Hell, after all these years I'm still learning about me and what I'm about. I want to be left alone and be able to be myself, enjoy being me. I'm tired of the stupid questions - What are you, answer, "I'm my momma and my daddy," Why you got dreads, how you wash yo hair? you don't eat pork ain't you a christian? Where you from you sound like you from down south, you country? You just don't look the type. She one of those stuck up bitches. You think you white. Why do you have to wear all that Afrocentric stuff? You got a hole in your nose any where else? Why yo son hair so long, cut that boy's hair it ain't natural, he looks like a girl. You look puerto rican? STOP, STOP, let me off the short bus people. This is everyday for me the stares, the awkward questions, the assumptions. Baby bye. Just listen and watch this very, I say very fine ass brother work his craft.

Watching

It is unnatural the attraction I have to wombmyn. How I peep at the way the southern parts sway, it is an unnatural attraction that makes me this way. I'm happy in my gender wide hips, full lips, fuzzy hair capable of carrying seed. But I find myself sneaking a peak at the perkiness of breast the sexiness of a calf in a spiked high heel leather strappy strings lacing up to the knees g-o-r-g-e-r-o-u-s to me. What makes me appreciate the glorious image of Venus, the queenly profile of Nzinga, the tight ass of JLo. Unnatural is the attraction I can not look. Wrapped heads bald heads straighten or loc, indigo blu, black, neon pink, bloody red heads. I just glance take a peek at the sheer beauty of the rainbow. I like to watch. I make judgements in my mind it's the disintegration of our movement of a joint integration of our kind.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Moved

We've moved into a very nice duplex from a very very small basement apartment. Anyone in their right mind would feel as if they've moved up. But a don't feel at home it doesn't feel permeate, no security. I felt more at home in our old 4 room basement apartment. You'd think I've finally got what I wanted a nice place to live room for my kids to spread out. But it's not my home. We sleep together back to back. When he goes to shower I read his text messages - can i have some money to get my hair done for my birthday or How horny she is? I haven't been horny in about 3-4 years. Going through the motions of a relationship funny what the mind and body are capable of. Just Saturday he was talking about our wedding how it would be in Egypt. When he's been drinking and feeling good boy, do the fantasies happen. The next morning drunk and hung-over he was the spittin demon I know him to be. But I was just thinking how not at home I feel.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

PATHES

  • Is it a sin to want more out of life?
  • The story goes as the truth unfolds that the black man was the first man. Born from the linage of Abraham from the clan of Ham. Is the dinosaur dying in a earthquake lying or Darwin's evolutionary chimps carnival show gimps? One mans truth is another man's lie. A tooth for a tooth an eye for an eye doesn't make much sense because in this man's war we all DIE.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Walking the path straight and narrow

How do I change my path?
Can you cause a river to flow backward or sideways?
Maybe, so can I change my path?
Questions to my answers, answers to my questions?
As I walk my path, travel on my life's journey, sail the ship on the ocean of life. No journey is without peril no ones path is straight. How do i change my path?
Go back into myself, can I be reborn? The ship doesn't sail without a captain. Can I trust myself to be lead can I be a leader?
What is so special about the path, why is the journey so important?
Questions to my answers, answers to my questions?
aM i WEARING MY SKIN INSIDE OUT! what protects me as I journey?
I find unfound secrets, mystery inside history inside herstory. Who changed their path and why? Is the ability to cause change divine or mine?

Sunday, September 9, 2007

letter to my better half



I maybe a fool for you but I'm not stupid. I now you have someone else and that you have your affairs. You pretty much said so when I asked "Is there someone else more agreeable to your situation." You said nothing not "no" you just didn't answer OK, I understand. I'm not going to talk about it, so you don't have to deny it. I'm not going to take the blame or be ashamed again it's not going to be my fault. But it's stupid to pretend I don't know, haven't seen the signs of another woman. But you're not going to blame me.You can tell her what you want about me too get justification and she'll be agreeable it's called "ego" If I'm wrong about all this then I apologize. But of I'm right don't blame me because it's not my fault.

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Changes

At this point in my life there can be nothing but changes. I have travelled a path set for me not being forceful or lax in my duties. I've tried to set my clock by natures standard time. I have the ability to make choices and those choices are my responsibility alone. Recently I've experienced relationship changes. For that reasons and that reason alone has brought me to blog. I need an outlet to travel this path. So let the journey begin.