Friday, September 28, 2007

DESIGNER VAGINA

While reading a free weekly magpaper N'DIGO, I saw an article, "Designer Vagina," by author Hermene D. Hartman. There are four designer procedures the first one - THE REVIRGINIZER ,will made you a new hymen. This is for the holier then thou who believe that an intact hymen means a virgin. The purity and goodness all on a skin tag that will cost 4 to 5 thousand to replace not to mention the complication. Can we as women not be happy with any part or aspect of our bodies. Are men so jealous of our abilities as women that they must control everything? Why would any woman or girl with the money revirginize herself so that a man can have the pleasure of de-virginizing her.
That piece of skin will never make you a virgin only a liar and a hypocrite. The hymen serves no medical purpose, but if replaced incorrectly it can be so tight that sex is painful. OUCH!

VAGINAL REJUVENATION will tighten up your loose twat. In the article it was explained as a loose feeling associated with childbirth. I have never heard any women after having a baby talk about her loose vagina. But men are always talking about the size, shape depth of pussy. Well now for 8 G's you can get your snap back. The only risk is you might end up with two assholes shit coming out your honey pot. I'll explain again risk are scarring, pain, dysfunctional urinary tract, an uncontrolled bowel and feces exiting the vagina. I am a true believer in vaginal health and maintenance. The vagina floor can become weakened over time for whatever reason and maintenance is necessary. Try kegel exercising ask your gyne for instructions or try egg exercises read,"Healing love through the Tao cultivating female sexual energy." p180-204.

G-SPOT AMPLIFICATION physically raise(swell) the elusive G-spot, resulting in more enjoyment. With an injection of collagen your spot can increase in size from a peanut to a walnut. WOW! Question if the G-spot is elusive where is the collagen injected? But no worry no risk no adverse effect it lasts four-to-six months. So if you've never had an orgasm now is your chance. Why not masturbate for free get a mirror explore your vagina buy some toys experiment. Save yourself 1,800 per shot.

THE DESIGNER LASER LABIOPLASTY for 6500 you can turn that ugly ass pussy of yours into a super model. This is purely a cosmetic procedure for ugly pussy. How many times have you hid in shame because your date commented on how fat, uneven and ugly your cunt is. This is a problem that millions of women suffer from being shamed into wearing granny panties.

I agree with Ms Hartman,"Upscale, urbane women have a tendency to want designer everything, but this is taking a fashion statement a bit too far."

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